“White House lights up with rainbow colors after same-sex marriage bill signing.” That is a headline from The Hill (story here).

Over the years, Jay’s position has been unwavering:

There should be no “lighting up” of the White House, to celebrate legislative outcomes or what have you.

The White House should not serve as such a canvas. It should be itself, unpainted upon, a symbol of America at large.

Mr. Nordlinger continues in NRO: When Jay Nordlinger runs for president, that will be a plank of his platform: no lighting up of the White House.

Mr. Nordlinger advises his critics and enemies, on left and right, to relax.

I’m kidding. I’m not running. I’m pretty sure.